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Is you child afraid of the boogie man? Suge Night has an answer.

Here’s some fireworks to celebrate.

Thief steals police alarm, gets busted after pressing it / MosNews.com.

If you have a bad cause of schadenfreude like me, then you’ll enjoy F*** My Life. The language is NSFW, and of course some of the situations are too. Buy if you ever want to feel better about how things if your life are going, it’s a fun read.

-Pit

A woman has been fined for being too noisy in bed. Apparently Caroline Cartwright makes quite a bit of noise, and her husband does too. With unappealing picture courtesy of the Gazette. Neighbors have moved, the government has made recordings- what a mess…

Had a bad day? Looking to kill some time at work? Here’s a little stress relief for you. Just click the picture and it will all get better.

Bubble Wrap Stress Relief

Not news- husband has some strong words for her husband. News- it’s on the news. ooops.

A king in Africa had a close friend he grew up with. The friend had a habit of looking at every situation that ever occurred in his life (positive or negative) and remarking, “This is good!”

One day the king and his friend were out on a hunting expedition. The friend would load and prepare the guns for the king. The friend had apparently done something wrong in preparing one of the guns, for after taking the gun from his friend, the king fired it and his thumb was blown off.

Examining the situation the friend remarked as usual, “This is good!” To which the king replied, “No, this is NOT good!” and had his friend sent to jail.

About a year later, the king was hunting in an area that he should have known to stay clear of. Cannibals captured him and took them to their village. They tied his hands, stacked some wood, set up a stake and bound him to the stake. As they came near to set fire to the wood, they noticed that the king was missing a thumb.

Being superstitious, they never ate anyone that was less than whole. So untying the king, they sent him on his way. As he returned home, he was reminded of the event that had taken his thumb and felt remorse for his treatment of his friend.

He went immediately to the jail to speak with his friend. “You were right” he said, “it was good that my thumb was blown off.” And he proceeded to tell his friend all that had just happened. “And so I am very sorry for sending you to jail for so long. It was bad for me to do this.”

“No,” his friend replied, “this is good!”

“What do you mean, ‘This is good?!’” How could it be good that I sent my friend to jail for a year.”

“If I had not been in jail, I would have been with you.”

Found at Opey’s Hole.

Here’s a pretty clever spin on the old porn movie. Still not safe for work. Did he fix that with a pipe wrench?

So a clever marketing company put together a series of slides of people yawning. To prove that yawns are contagious- watch the slide deck and try not to yawn- works really well if you tired, lol. You can see the yawns at: Subliminal Messages.