Archive for December, 2006

• Out of the Mouths of Babes

  Looks to me like someone’s getting a spanking…

  I grieve for our future.  It seems we’ve robbed this generation from good old fashioned values.  Remember when any adult could smack you upside the head for being a dumbass?  I remember being dragged by the ear out of the street by a neighbor because I was blocking traffic.  [...]

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  December 31st, 2006

• Rapping Twits

  Dear God-
   Please don’t let white people rap anymore.  Ever.
  Pit
   

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  December 30th, 2006

• Twit Purchase

  I’d like to buy him for what he’s worth, and sell him for what he THINKS he’s worth.  I could retire rich…
  Why is it every half baked Twit thinks he’s a gift to the world?   I think it’s our self help, liberal upbringing.  Crap like this…
   
  Listen up Twits of the World.  You are not special- [...]

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  December 29th, 2006

• Stupid Plugs

  I’ve noticed an interesting phenomenon when it comes to Twits.  As they meander through life- slack jawed and listless then tend to come to a stop whenever they’re confused.  Sometimes it’s on the railroad tracks.  Sometimes it’s in the middle of the grocery aisle.  Oh no, not on either side so you can get around, [...]

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  December 28th, 2006