Archive for December, 2006

  • by Pit

    Looks to me like someone’s getting a spanking… I grieve for our future.  It seems we’ve robbed this generation from good old fashioned values.  Remember when any adult could smack you upside the head for being a dumbass?  I remember being dragged by the ear out of the street by a neighbor because I was blocking […]

  • by Pit

    I’d like to buy him for what he’s worth, and sell him for what he THINKS he’s worth.  I could retire rich… Why is it every half baked Twit thinks he’s a gift to the world?   I think it’s our self help, liberal upbringing.  Crap like this…   Listen up Twits of the World.  You […]

  • by Pit

    I’ve noticed an interesting phenomenon when it comes to Twits.  As they meander through life- slack jawed and listless then tend to come to a stop whenever they’re confused.  Sometimes it’s on the railroad tracks.  Sometimes it’s in the middle of the grocery aisle.  Oh no, not on either side so you can get around, […]

  • by Pit

    Soemtiems you just cant get that speling or gramma write fast enuff…  People are breaking 100k on the hardest level!

  • by Pit

    Yes, throughout the ages there have been twits.  I take you back to trials of World War II, when Commander Matt Sherman of the USS Sea Tiger had his own Twitfall moment.  You see Commander Sherman was the skipper of a submarine.  And they ran out of toilet paper.  It’s not exactly a reuseable resource, […]

  • by Pit

    Okay, if someone gives you something free, you do not get to complain.  And if a church gives you house, it is NOT okay to sell it and keep the profits.  I can’t believe the sense of entitlement.  Grrrr…

  • by Pit

      Yes, it’s official, a twit has actually managed to force an aircraft to land with her stupidity.  Ripped one in first class, and then lit a match to cover the stench.  Sheer genius.  She’s in a pressurized can at 30,000 feet, with bunch of nervous people ready to put a righteous beatdown on anyone who […]

  • by Pit

    So I’ve got a martyr working for me.  You know the type, No One Works as Hard as Me, I’m sooooo stressed, everybody feel sorry for me.  At what point did we become so accepting and permissive of the weak?  Grades are unfair, pass everyone.  Let’s pay everyone the same, regardless of effort?  Hard work […]

  • by Pit

    So I’m driving in a parking garage at work.  It has a blind corner where you make a 180 degree turn.  There’s a mirror.  I’ve learned to watch the mirror since no one else is smart enough to do that.  At least a half dozen times I’ve hit the breaks only to watch some startled […]

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