Yes, it’s official, a twit has actually managed to force an aircraft to land with her stupidity. Ripped one in first class, and then lit a match to cover the stench. Sheer genius. She’s in a pressurized can at 30,000 feet, with bunch of nervous people ready to put a righteous beatdown on anyone who wants that plane to land anywhere but on the runway on time. Yep, that’s a great time to light a match. So you smell like crap- hell we’re used to that- for God sakes don’t set anything on fire. Anybody want to bet on how long it will take them to ban matches? Next thing you know we’ll be flying naked.
