Looks to me like someone’s getting a spanking…
I grieve for our future. It seems we’ve robbed this generation from good old fashioned values. Remember when any adult could smack you upside the head for being a dumbass? I remember being dragged by the ear out of the street by a neighbor because I was blocking traffic. I would have rather have gone around the block twice like that than face Dad, who wasn’t enthusiastic about why junior was being a nuisance. I did however learn to avoid becoming a human speed bump..
So whatever happened to the parental smackdown? I’m not talking about abusing the little curtain climbers
I mean enforcing some discipline. When I’m in a restaurant, it’s not okay for little Billy to run around the tables in circles screaming. Or for little Sasha to be running up and down the aisle at the movie theater; although it was funny when she ate popcorn off the floor (I stopped her after the second bite). I propose a solution to the problem. Next time you’re out in public and some parent is ignoring their out of control child- smack THE PARENT in the back of the head. Oh sure it won’t stop little Cadwalder from bending off your car antenna, but you’ll feel better. Until the cops arrive…
