Archive for January, 2007

• Porn on the Net

  So I had to totally emasculinating experience of ALMOST getting caught looking at porn.  See I had just finished working through the boob links on fark, and changed to a finance site.  Lope walked in and caught me looking at economic projections.  Damn it, I have an image to protect, patent horn dog, a rapid [...]

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  January 31st, 2007

• Twits at the Checkout Stand

  I’m a big fan of technology.  Tivos, 3D TV, you name it.  And the ATM- blessed altar that frees me from standing behind 30 twits to get to a counter and talk to another twit.  So you can imagine I’m stoked about the self checkout machines.  Take your stuff, scan it, pay and bail.  Brilliant.  [...]

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  January 30th, 2007

• Fun and Games with Drunks

  Okay, this just cracks me up.  You just have to love how people get hammered.  Of course some are funnier than others…

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  January 29th, 2007

• Twits in the Workplace

  I was sitting in a workplace discrimination seminar with a labor lawyer.  She said the only people you can fire pretty much without fear of legal reprisal for discrimination are white males under 40.  I submit that you can’t even do that- sounds like the only group we can take steps to clean out is [...]

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  January 28th, 2007