Archive for January, 2007

  • by Pit

    So I had to totally emasculinating experience of ALMOST getting caught looking at porn.  See I had just finished working through the boob links on fark, and changed to a finance site.  Lope walked in and caught me looking at economic projections.  Damn it, I have an image to protect, patent horn dog, a rapid […]

  • by Pit

    I’m a big fan of technology.  Tivos, 3D TV, you name it.  And the ATM- blessed altar that frees me from standing behind 30 twits to get to a counter and talk to another twit.  So you can imagine I’m stoked about the self checkout machines.  Take your stuff, scan it, pay and bail.  Brilliant.  […]

  • by Pit

    Okay, this just cracks me up.  You just have to love how people get hammered.  Of course some are funnier than others…

  • by Pit

    I was sitting in a workplace discrimination seminar with a labor lawyer.  She said the only people you can fire pretty much without fear of legal reprisal for discrimination are white males under 40.  I submit that you can’t even do that- sounds like the only group we can take steps to clean out is […]

  • by Pit

    If anyone knows the original author of these colorful metaphors, let me know and we’ll credit him- Pit Memo from HR Dear Employees: It has been brought to management’s attention that some individuals throughout the company have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with their co-workers. Due to complaints received from […]

  • by Pit

    The human body is capable of some amazing things.  Your heart pumps 2000 gallons of blood a day.  Strength and flexibility can accomplish impressive things.  Meanwhile there’s a hotel in El Paso, Texas that will probably have to burn down a hotel room Lope and I stayed in.  There was a horrible sulfurous emission- the […]

  • by Pit

    I occasionally play Blackjack in Las Vegas.  Spend enough and the casinos try to encourage you to come back.  This one is perfect, I could hardly type this I’m so excited. Unbelievable, just thing somewhere a marketing team took this to the executive staff and they said, “Yeah!  Great Idea!”   So you know, Tivo wouldn’t be knocking […]

  • by Pit

    There are just some people out there who’ve got it.  And there are people out there who don’t.  If you happen to be someone who is gifted- revel in it.  And if you don’t have any talent don’t attempt the stunts you see the talented complete- lest it end badly for you.

  • by Pit

    Oh this political correctness bullshit just kills me.   Loopy Swedish women have mounted (yes, I said mounted) a campaign to get Swedish, German and Austrian men to sit while they piss.  Take a look here for the full article, scroll down to Now Sit.  Men pull your balls out of your purse and act like…well…a […]

  • by Pit

    Thank God for the Marines.  Men of courage who stand up and do what’s right– and fling open the door and shoot the wolf at at, rather than cowering in a corner.   Meanwhile Cindy Shenigan is off to a communist country.  Hey, excuse me Ms. Activist- you’re lobbying for a Mercedes you know…

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