So I had to totally emasculinating experience of ALMOST getting caught looking at porn. See I had just finished working through the boob links on fark, and changed to a finance site. Lope walked in and caught me looking at economic projections. Damn it, I have an image to protect, patent horn dog, a rapid pussyhound. And what does she catch me doing- looking at freakin’ numbers. I should have been on pighumpers.com, or grandmasleftshoe.com or something totally vile- but instead it looked innocent. I’m so ashamed. For the rest of you not looking to cultivate an image like mine, you might try a new laptop…
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- Friday, November 21, 2008
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- ♦ 1964 The world's longest suspension bridge, Verrazano Narrows, opens.
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Lope wrote,
He still jumped like an electrocuted polecat when I walked in!
Link | January 31st, 2007 at 8:43 pm
Lope wrote,
Heh! Your link has been flagged for inappropriate content.
You porn hound!
Link | January 31st, 2007 at 8:44 pm