Archive for February, 2007

• Televised Twits

  Muahaha…I don’t what’s better- the fact this guy muffed it on national TV, or the fact that he’s a lawyer too…

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  February 10th, 2007

• Professional Twits

  So I’m sitting here in my Unleashed Fury sweatshirt and Lope asked, “What’s that?”  Ignorant of refined culture, she doesn’t know about the animal that is Brock Lesnar.  HUGE wrestler, got a back that looks like billboard.  I used to be a big fan as he decimated his opponents- but then he pulled a serious [...]

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  February 9th, 2007

• Victoria’s Secret vs. Fredricks of Hollywood Girls

  So I’ve got a college kid that works for me.  Occasionally he asks me for advice- this time he wanted to get some lingerie for a girlfriend and wasn’t sure what to get.  Talk about an assload of potential trouble.  First off, he didn’t know if she was a Victoria’s Secret Girl, or a Fredricks [...]

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  February 8th, 2007

• Almost Run Over. Again.

  Okay, yet another Law of the Twit and traffic.  Be damn careful to be in front of or behind a twit in the left turn lane- invariably they will have to swing their car half way into the RIGHT lane to make a left.

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  February 7th, 2007