Archive for February, 2007

• Working for Livin’

  So we order an alarm.  Lope specifically tells the company send someone who knows what they’re doing.  So of course they send a dipshit who installs the same $99 system over and over.  I start asking complicated questions like do you have glass break sensors integrated with your window sensor- do you have Internet enabled [...]

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  February 6th, 2007

• Criminal Twits

  You just have to love the idiot criminals.  The genius who robs a bank wearing his army jacket with his name on it.  Guy who stole a car then called a cop to ask for directions when he got lost.  And there’s this guy… Of course I wish life was like this.

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  February 5th, 2007

• What Happened to Good TV?

  Anybody miss MacGyver?  Or how about Airwolf…  Knight Rider?  The good old days.  I do have to admit I really enjoyed watching the dogs chew up the contestants on Stan Lee’s who wants to be a Super Heero reality show the other day- but it’s just not the same…

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  February 4th, 2007

• Tipping the Scales

  So I go to button my collar for a party last night and the collar button hole and the button won’t meet.  Here’s an evaluation of the situation missing from mainstream media.  I am not big boned.  I do not have a thyroid condition.  It is not baby weight (what apparently is okay to have [...]

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  February 3rd, 2007