Archive for March, 2007

• Buckets of Blood and the Amazon

  From the brave but not bright category, I give you Mr. Strel.  Now I get what he’s doing, I just don’t get WHY he’s doing it.  There’s no cash prize- has to be hot chicks.  But they’re not going to do you any good if you run into this little bastard…  My favorite quote…
  I can’t [...]

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  March 12th, 2007

• Pop Goes Childhood

  Ever wonder what the Mario soundtracks would sound like with a huge orchestra?

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  March 11th, 2007

• Invisible Accidents

  Ever notice you’re zipping along down the interstate and then suddenly come to slowdown.  For miles and miles it’s slow, then picks up against?  You’re the victim of delayed twittery- it’s a traffic wave.  How do you beat it?  If everyone drove a consistent speed, stopped rubbernecking and merged BEFORE that last minute it would [...]

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  March 10th, 2007

• Mr Twit, Your Evaluation is Ready Now

  So I’m writing performance reviews for the staff.  Does a good job, or “Kicks Ass with a Chainsaw on the trees of mediocrity” doesn’t have the right ring to it.  Looks like I’ll have to be more creative.  Seems like this has been a problem for years- look at the genius who wrote Albert’s review [...]

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  March 5th, 2007