Archive for November, 2007

• 1911 vs 911

  I’m a law abiding citizen. I pay my taxes. I don’t break the law. But why in the hell does the law encourage me to be a victim? Pick up the phone and call 911 or pick up the 1911? How about both? Not that your average criminal twit is that [...]

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  November 25th, 2007

• A Few Words From Your Balls

  Do not set us on FIRE.
  Do not wager us on a gameshow or for an arrowhead.
  Do share us with the ladies.
  And finally a note from your penis. While it worked out great in the end, what the hell were you doing camping with two other dudes in a tent???

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  November 23rd, 2007

• Commercials

  So Lope and I were discussing commercials the other day. And the fact that if you have Tivo you can pretty much skip them- which apparently has made some advertisers very nervous. You know, if they were actually entertaining, we’d watch them. And now some evil son-of-a-bitch has devised pop up ads [...]

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  November 21st, 2007

• If you could buy him for what he’s worth and sell him for what he thinks he’s worth, you’d be a rich man…

  What is the deal with talking big when you can’t back it up? Just seems like there’s an awful lot of folks who run their mouth and talk big, but when it comes to put up or shut up, it gets very quiet.  Once in a while someone can…

  But so many people are willing to declare [...]

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  November 17th, 2007