Blundertow™

Blundertow- /bluhn-der-toh/ [noun]- any strong current below the surface which inexplicably, moves twits/obstacles directly into your path. Synonym- diptide. You can be minding your own business, and suddenly you’re just in the wrong place at the wrong time. Related rules:

  • The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong.
  • In Combat, tracers work both ways.
  • And a couple more funny ones…

  • Love your neighbor, but don’t get caught!
  • Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with.
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"Blundertow™" was published on December 9th, 2007 and is listed in Assorted Twits, Stupid Should hurt.

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