A very adventurous couple were making love on a secluded hillside in the middle of the night. Suddenly a UFO appeared, hovering overhead. In a beam of light, a male and female alien materialized next to them. “Excuse us”, said the male alien, “We are scientists from Glanark. We are studying human mating habits, would you be willing to participate in an experiment for a little extraterrestrial love?”
“You mean swap?”, asked the human male. “Exactly”, came the alien reply. The man and woman discussed it. This would be a once in a lifetime opportunity, so they agree. The human woman and alien man move over to one side of the clearing, the alien female and human male move to the other. The human woman and the man begin, and things are going very well from her point of view. The alien is enjoying it too- and suddenly he bleats out…”Twist my ears! Twist my ears!” Perplexed, but up for anything (after all she was humping an alien), she twists his ears and is shocked when they rotate back and his penis grows 3 inches. She twists her way to ecstasy, and soon they finish.
The couples meet, say their good byes, and the aliens fly off. “So”, she says, “How was it?” “Great”, he replied, “Except for one thing. The bitch almost twisted my ears off!”
Horny Ang Moh wrote,
Ha! Ha! So funny! A good one I say! Have a nice day!
Link | February 13th, 2008 at 4:40 am
Pit wrote,
Glad you liked it, stop by any time.
Link | February 14th, 2008 at 6:34 pm