Archive for March, 2008

  • by Pit

    Hey baby, want a piece of chocolate? No, not in the box. Lower….lower, yeah… So an enterprising company has come up with what I think is a unique idea. A chocolate hat for your little friend. Turns out there was a ground breaking study that reveals that women prefer a sensual chocolate to a sexual […]

  • by Pit

    This guys knows how to drive like nobody’s business. He’d probably be able to get a job as a stunt driver if he wasn’t going to be in jail for the next 20 years. Oh yeah, and the harder you make it for the cops to catch you, the more likely they are to bring […]

  • by Pit

    I got this in email without an attribution, from what I could find on the net this was written by Scylla over at the Straight Dope – Apparently it’s quite old but I thought it was hilarious. Last week while traveling I stopped at a Zany Brainy store and saw that they had a blimp […]

  • by Pit

    Why is it the only consistently funny commercials are beer commercials? Anyway, let’s start this off with a little mp3 about that fat guy in the wrong swimsuit. Yeah, that guy. You know who I’m talking about, we’ve all seen that bastard on vacation who scares little kids by wearing a speedo when he shouldn’t… […]

  • by Pit

    Ruben Zarate entered a muffler shop in Chicago and made sure everyone knew it was a robbery- by waving a gun and demanding money. When employees told him only the manager had the combination to the safe- our hero left his cell phone number for them to call when the manager got back. Shockingly, it […]

  • by Pit

    Oh man, I’m going to hell. Oh well, at least all my friends will be there- and hey they’re a funny bunch. Pornography- now captioned for the hearing impaired.

  • by Pit

    Vinko Bogataj. You probably don’t know the name, but you do know his work. On the Wide World of Sports, the poor bastard who ate it during “The agony of defeat”…yep, that’s Vinko. He even had a sniglet coined for him- “agonosis,” -The syndrome of tuning in on Wide World of Sports every weekend just […]

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