Dead Dog had a couple of really funny jokes:
Rick was in trouble — he forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him, ‘Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 6 seconds AND IT HAD BETTER BE THERE!!’
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Today in History
- Saturday, October 11, 2008
- Holidays
- No Holidays today
- Birthdays
- ♦ 1758 Wilhelm Olbers
- ♦ 1777 B. Brisson
- ♦ 1844 Henry John Heinz
- ♦ 1884 Eleanor Roosevelt
- ♦ 1885 Francois Mauriac
- ♦ 1918 Jerome Robbins
- ♦ 1925 Elmore Leonard
- ♦ 1961 Steve Young
- ♦ 1962 Joan Cusack
- ♦ 1966 Luke Perry
- Events
- ♦ 1797 British naval forces defeat Dutch off Camperdown, Netherlands
- ♦ 1811 "Juliana", the first steam-powered ferryboat, begins operation.
- ♦ 1890 Daughters of the American Revolution founded.
- ♦ 1958 Pioneer 1 launched; first spacecraft launched by NASA
- ♦ 1968 Apollo 7 launched, first of the manned Apollo missions.
- ♦ 1969 Soyuz 6 launched; Soyuz 7 and 8 follow in next two days.
- ♦ 1980 Cosmonauts Popov and Ryumin set space endurance record of 184 days
- ♦ 1984 Kathy Sullivan becomes first American woman to walk in space.
- ♦ 1987 200,000 gays march for civil rights in Washington.
- Reminders
- No Reminders today
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