So imagine you’re a burglar. And you rob hotel rooms. You’re doing your thing, and then you realize that you’ve made a mistake. You’re robbing a rugby team. Did I mention a POLICE rugby team? Here’s a couple of burglar jokes for you.
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A burglar enters a house through a window, [...]
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Today in History
- Wednesday, July 23, 2008
- Holidays
- No Holidays today
- Birthdays
- ♦ 1834 James Cardinal Gibbons
- ♦ 1892 Haile Selassie
- ♦ 1893 Karl Menninger
- ♦ 1894 Arthur Treacher
- ♦ 1933 Bert Convy
- ♦ 1936 Don Drysdale
- ♦ 1940 Don Imus
- ♦ 1961 Woody Harrelson
- ♦ 1973 Monica Lewinsky
- Events
- ♦ National Day, in Egypt.
- ♦ 1798 Napoleon captures Alexandria, Egypt.
- ♦ 1829 The typewriter is patented.
- ♦ 1904 The Ice Cream Cone is invented.
- ♦ 1937 Isolation of the pituitary hormone is announced.
- ♦ 1962 First live TV broadcast between the US and Europe (via Telstar)
- ♦ 1968 The PLO's first hijacking of an EL AL plane
- ♦ 1972 ERTS 1 (Earth Resources Technology Satellite) later called LANDSAT, is launched to start its multi-spectral scans of Earth
- ♦ 1980 Soyuz 37 ferries 2 cosmonauts (1 Vietnamese) to Salyut 6.
- Reminders
- No Reminders today
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