Smart attracts Stupid… Loser2, October 2006. 

For some reason, I seem to have a gift.  From far and wide, north and south, I attract the stupid, the incompetent, the witless.  For years I never paid that much attention to it, because in the end things always work out for me.  But I have to work around obstacles, outmaneuver the twits- avoid the pitfalls.  The twitfalls if you will.     These are my stories- and the stories of my friends- ordinary people who deal with extraordinary stupidity.  

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