So evidently I need to work on my social graces. I let out a rather loud and satisfying burp the other day, and my wife saw fit to comment.
Wife: “Well Done.” (I married because she appreciates the finer things)
Me: “Just well done??? That was spectacular!”
Wife: “Yeah, my Dad is better”
Sometimes I say things without thinking. Stupid things. Like this…
“Yeah, that’s what you Mom told me too”
Evidently women don’t like yo mamma jokes..