
So evidently I need to work on my social graces. I let out a rather loud and satisfying burp the other day, and my wife saw fit to comment.
Wife: “Well Done.” (I married because she appreciates the finer things)
Me: “Just well done??? That was spectacular!”
Wife: “Yeah, my Dad is better”
Sometimes I say things without thinking. Stupid things. Like this…
“Yeah, that’s what you Mom told me too”
Evidently women don’t like yo mamma jokes..
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Link | January 5th, 2008 at 1:28 am
Lope wrote,
That was funny — we were in the hall cracking up over that. (I’m the wife)
But my dad is still a more prolific burper. And farter.
HA!
Link | January 5th, 2008 at 10:52 pm
Pit wrote,
Give it time…
Link | January 6th, 2008 at 7:33 am
Lope wrote,
I have faith in you, Darling!
Link | January 9th, 2008 at 9:31 pm