Some ecards has got some funny cards. This in one of the best…
Ladies- looking for a way to guarantee roses and maybe even jewelry on Valentines Day?
“March 14th is now officially “Steak and Blowjob Day”. Simple, effective and self explanatory, this holiday has been created so you ladies finally have a day to show your man how much you love him. No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town; the name of the holiday explains it all, just a steak and a BJ. That’s it. Finally, this twin pair of Valentine’s Day and Steak and Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere try THAT much harder in February to ensure a memorable March 14th. It’s like a perpetual love machine!”
- Tom Birdsey (founder of Steak and Blowjob Day)
Lope wrote,
Does that mean that for all the other days of the year I’m off the hook?
Link | February 7th, 2008 at 6:29 pm
Pit wrote,
Lavalife has a helpful guide…
Best & Worst Times for Fellatio
Best Times:
* After his team has won
* After his team has lost
* After his team has tied
* His birthday
* Christmas
* Labor Day
* St. Patrick’s Day
* Flag Day
* Presidents’ Day
* Groundhog Day
* Space shuttle launch days
* Wednesdays
* Full moons
* Quarter moons
* Yom Kippur
* The Solstice (summer and winter)
* Before dinner with your parents
* After dinner with your parents
* Just before the credit card bill arrives
* After “accidentally” throwing out his collection of baseball cards/comic books/Pez dispensers
* While dressed as Vampirella, a nurse or Wonder Woman
* After revealing your abandonment issues
* Whenever President Bush makes a grammatical error
* Did we mention Wednesdays?
Worst Times:
Link | February 13th, 2008 at 3:51 am
Johnny wrote,
@Lope
Sure you can considering yourself as being “off the hook” for the rest of year. Just keep in mind, so will he. You won’t get any flowers, romantic nights out or any special treatment in return.
Keep it mutual and you’ll both be happy.
Link | December 17th, 2011 at 2:46 pm