I used to have a friend named Carrie (named changed to protect the stupid). Carrie wasn’t exactly the sharpest knife in the drawer, she’d repeatedly do dumb things like run out of gas (over and over), oversleep 3 days out of 5, tip over the filing cabinets by opening all the drawers- well you get the idea. Anyway, she had enormous knockers– so she always got away with it. Eventually she married a rich guy, and now she doesn’t have to work at all. Humn, I wonder who the really stupid one was?