So Lope and I are hungry.  We go through the usual married debate, what do you want…I dunno, what you do want…  Anyway, we decide and I call a Chinese restaurant, that among other things, delivers…

Pit: I’d like to place an order for delivery.
Twit: You want it delivered?
Pit: (Suspecting where this is going) Yes.
Twit: Where are you?
Pit: (Provided address)
Twit: Is that in town?
Pit: Yes.
Twit: What are the cross streets
Pit:  (Okay, perhaps this is brain surgery here, but if you owned a delivery restaurant, wouldn’t you own a map?)  Provided cross streets.
Twit: Is that is town?  What’s the zip code.
Pit:  What’s your address (typing in background as I pull up google maps).  Okay, put the driver on with a pencil and paper and I’ll give you turn by turn directions.
Twit:  Sorry, he doesn’t speak English.
Pit: Lope, phone’s for you…

"Twit to your door…" by was published on November 27th, 2006 and is listed in Deliveries.

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  1. Lope wrote,

    What he didn’t say was that I was napping and unavailable to go to the phone.

    Crafty, yes?

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