I hate to fly.  There’s lots of reasons- not the least of which is the security check.  Taking nail clippers away from Grandma just isn’t going to stop planes from going down.  Heavily armed air marshals and pilots with guns are a hell of a lot more likely.  Pilot Announcement

Anyway, as I stand in line behind the twit in front of me who has never heard that you can’t walk though a metal detector wearing 8 pounds of jewelry- I hear the TSA guys talking about new technology that creates a high resolution xray.  Except they can’t use it because some people are concerned about privacy.  If the damn thing works and I don’t have to spend two hours in line and remove my belt, shoes and get wanded by that big hairy guy I’m all for it.  Hell, make two lines- people who prefer to remain modest and wait and those of us who don’t give a shit about going commando on film to avoid spending the afternoon in line.  Look at the picture- it’s not like they’re going to know who you are anyway…

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"Fun and Games with TSA" by was published on December 9th, 2006 and is listed in Assorted Twits, Flying.

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