Ripped One 

Yes, it’s official, a twit has actually managed to force an aircraft to land with her stupidity.  Ripped one in first class, and then lit a match to cover the stench.  Sheer genius.  She’s in a pressurized can at 30,000 feet, with bunch of nervous people ready to put a righteous beatdown on anyone who wants that plane to land anywhere but on the runway on time.  Yep, that’s a great time to light a match.  So you smell like crap- hell we’re used to that- for God sakes don’t set anything on fire.  Anybody want to bet on how long it will take them to ban matches?  Next thing you know we’ll be flying naked.

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