Slap the Wrong Person

Oh man, sometimes they just write themselves.  Drunk twit on a plane.  Loud bastard, I’m sure you’ve sat near an idiot just like this before, I know I have.  Guess who slapped an air marshal.  Thank you God…I can see it now. 

Hey man, whatcha in for? 
I robbed an old lady at knife point. 
How about you? 
I slapped a cop.
Oh…what’d he do, step on your skirt?

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