Oh man, sometimes they just write themselves. Drunk twit on a plane. Loud bastard, I’m sure you’ve sat near an idiot just like this before, I know I have. Guess who slapped an air marshal. Thank you God…I can see it now.
Hey man, whatcha in for?
I robbed an old lady at knife point.
How about you?
I slapped a cop.
Oh…what’d he do, step on your skirt?
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