Yes friends, it’s a new year. And I fear I’ve been remiss on posting funny items on Twitfall. Part of that is because I’ve been working way too much- especially since some of you cheap bastards aren’t clicking on the that single non obtrusive ad that was at the top of the blog, and I had to keep my day gig. Well it’s gone now- only to replaced with wanton desktop sluts poking up (snicker) from the corner of the blog. If you’re offended by the bare female form you can close her by hovering the mouse and hitting the red X. Of course if that bothers you’re probably on the wrong blog anyway. 🙂 If you want your own on your desktop, give her a click. Reminds me of an old joke…

Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar. One complained to the other,
“Boy, business sucks. If i don’t sell more cars this month, I’m going to
lose my fucking ass.” Too late he noticed a beautiful blonde sitting two
stools away. Immediately, he apologized for his bad language.

“That’s okay,” the blonde replied, “If I don’t sell more ass this month,
I’m going to lose my fucking car.”

badum ba!

So got this in my email the other day- just never gets old… be sure to navigate through the main menu…

Shave Everywhere (you hairy bastard)

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