Weddings can be such a long, drawn out affair. Check out the phases of Marriage:

Phase I- Courtship

Courtship

Phase II – Marriage

Marriage

Phase III – Divorce

Divorce

The bride said she wanted three children, while the young husband said two would be enough for him. They discussed this discrepancy for a few minutes until the husband thought he’d put an end to things by saying boldly, “After our second child, I’ll just have a vasectomy.” Without a moments hesitation, the bride retorted, “Well, I hope you’ll love the third one just as if it’s your own.”

John: “I’m a man of few words.”
Bill: “I’m married, too.”

A Woman’s 5 Secrets To A Successful Marriage.

1. It is important to find a man who works around the house, occasionally cooks and cleans and who has a job.
2. It is important to find a man who makes you laugh.
3. It is important to find a man who is dependable and doesn’t lie.
4. It is important to find a man who’s good in bed and who loves to have sex with you.
5. It is important that these four men never meet.

They’re starting off with a bang- I give you the Brubakers…
Brubaker Wedding

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"Phases of Marriage" by was published on January 17th, 2008 and is listed in Assorted Twits, Funny Pictures, Funny Video.

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  1. Lope wrote,

    That wedding video just kicks ass!

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