Porn on the Net

So I had to totally emasculinating experience of ALMOST getting caught looking at porn.  See I had just finished working through the boob links on fark, and changed to a finance site.  Lope walked in and caught me looking at economic projections.  Damn it, I have an image to protect, patent horn dog, a rapid pussyhound.  And what does she catch me doing- looking at freakin’ numbers.  I should have been on pighumpers.com, or grandmasleftshoe.com or something totally vile- but instead it looked innocent.  I’m so ashamed.  For the rest of you not looking to cultivate an image like mine, you might try a new laptop…

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