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Reminds me of an old joke- Peter rabbit was happily hopping down the garden path. As he approached a female rabbit, he would pounced upon her and uttered, “Wham bam thank you ma’am!” He was done and gone before she could protest. He hopped on a little further, spied another bunny and repeated the performance “Wham bam thank you ma’am!” and off the path he went. He came into a courtyard, and in the middle of which was a stone statue of a rabbit. He lept upon it, “Wham bam… Goddamn…”

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"Rabbit Tale" by was published on January 2nd, 2008 and is listed in Assorted Twits, Funny, Stupid Should hurt.

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