Strange Politics has a post on RETROSEXUAL CODE

A Retrosexual, no matter what the women insists, PAYS FOR THE DATE.

A Retrosexual opens doors for a lady. Even for the ones that fit that term only because they are female.

A Retrosexual DEALS with IT, be it a flat tire, break-in into your home, or a natural disaster, you DEAL WITH IT.

A Retrosexual not only eats red meat, he often kills it himself.

A Retrosexual doesn’t worry about living to be 90. It’s not how long you live, but how well. If you’re 90 years old and still smoking cigars and drinking, I salute you.

A Retrosexual does not use more hair or skin products than a woman. Women have several supermarket aisles of stuff. Retrosexuals need an endcap (possibly 2 endcaps if you include shaving goods).

A Retrosexual does not dress in clothes from Hot Topic when he’s 30 years old.

A Retrosexual should know how to properly kill stuff (or people) if need be.

Read the rest of the Retrosexual Code here…

Be Sociable, Share!

"Retrosexual Code" by was published on March 18th, 2008 and is listed in Assorted Twits.

Follow comments via the RSS Feed | Leave a comment | Trackback URL

Leave Your Comment

 

T-Shirts Not For the Easily Offended (NSFW of course…)

Joke

Florida Bikinis Daily Pic

Click Image for Full Size
bikini
  • Today in History

    • Wednesday, April 26, 2017
    • Holidays
      • No Holidays today
    • Birthdays
    • Events
      • ♦ TV-Turnoff Week
      • ♦ 1607 First British to establish an American colony land at Cape Henry.
      • ♦ 1777 16 year old Sybil Ludington rides from NY to CT rallying her father's militia to fight the British in Danbury.
      • ♦ 1920 Shapley and Curtis hold the "Great Debate" on nature of nebulae.
      • ♦ 1954 Nationwide test of the Salk anti-polio begins.
      • ♦ 1962 US/UK launched Ariel; first Intl payload.
      • ♦ 1971 San Francisco Lightship is replaced by an automatic buoy.
      • ♦ 1986 Chernobyl - world's worst nuclear power plant disaster.
    • Reminders
      • No Reminders today
    •  
    • Cheshiresoft CDAY Almanac
    • © 2003 by Andrew Ziem
  • Humor, Funny Pictures, Stories and Video at Twitfall is powered by WordPress

    Bad Behavior has blocked 475 access attempts in the last 7 days.