get-off-my-lawnI fear I’ve become that grouchy old bastard who lived down the street. You know the old dude who yelled, “Get off my lawn!” and “Don’t set that on fire you little psychopath!” Ah- good times. Anyway, I highly approve of this guy’s methods- of course he’s just using a low pressure water jet. I’d like to see a firehose myself- but I guess everyone’s a critic. I’m going to go play with the neighborhood kids- where’s my bb gun? While I’m doing that, you can read about the Water Hobo.

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