Did you ever think, when you eat Chinese
It ain’t pork or chicken but a fat Siamese?
Yet the food tastes great, so you donâ€™t complain.
But thatâ€™s not chicken in your chicken chow mein.
Seems to me I ordered sweet-and-sour pork
But Garfieldâ€™s on my fork.
Heâ€™s purrinâ€™ here on my fork.
Thereâ€™s a cat in the kettle at the Peking Moon
The place that I eat every day at noon.
They can feed you cat and youâ€™ll never know
Once they wrap it up in dough, boy.
They fry it real crisp in dough.
HEAR it all here.