I’d like to buy him for what he’s worth, and sell him for what he THINKS he’s worth.  I could retire rich…

Why is it every half baked Twit thinks he’s a gift to the world?   I think it’s our self help, liberal upbringing.  Crap like this…

 Pussycat

Listen up Twits of the World.  You are not special- you’re a dime a dozen (okay a quarter with inflation).  You are not entitled to go to the front of the line.  Your kid is not smarter than everyone elses, and your problems are not more significant than anyone else’s.  YOU and not your parents are responsible for your life- I don’t give a rat’s ass that Daddy left when you were nine- well fuck maybe that WAS your fault….muhahaha…

You are what you make yourself- and if that’s a fuck up, check the mirror instead of the TV.

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"Twit Purchase" by was published on December 29th, 2006 and is listed in Assorted Twits.

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