Be All you Can Be... 

I’ve always been convinced there’s a lot more stupid people out there than clever ones- but apparently I’m wrong.  Most Americans are middle of the road- look at the bell curve here.  So if the majority of the population is “normal“- capable life’s day to day tasks- then why the hell do they do such stupid things?  I think Scott Adams had it nailed in the Dilbert Future

There are three constants about human behavior:
We are stupid.
We are selfish.
We are horny.

All of us, at any given time, are motivated by any combination of the these three constants.  Horny and stupid explains 99% of male behavior- still haven’t figured out women…

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"Twits in America…" by was published on January 8th, 2007 and is listed in Assorted Twits.

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  1. Lope wrote,

    Horny and stupid explains 99% of male behavior

    Ahh Sweetie, you’re not stupid…. 🙂

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