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  • by Pit

    A woman has been fined for being too noisy in bed. Apparently Caroline Cartwright makes quite a bit of noise, and her husband does too. With unappealing picture courtesy of the Gazette. Neighbors have moved, the government has made recordings- what a mess…

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    I just arrived in South Korea, and my colleague says that I can die if I sleep in a closed room with a fan on. He insists that “fan death” is an actual danger. What the hell? “I’m told that every Korean believes that fan death is real,” Jeffery Hodges, a professor at Ewha Womans [...]

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  • by Pit

    GRAND RAPIDS TOWNSHIP (Newschannel 3) – A man attempting to steal some kitchen knives from a Grocery Store in Grand Rapids is in serious condition Monday night. It happened at the Knapp Corners Meijer on the East Beltline and Knapp NE around 5:45 Monday evening. Grand Rapids Police say that the man had shoplifted the [...]

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  • by Pit

    Little bastards running wild? Knocking over tables, yelling, screaming, back talking? Irma’s got a can full of remedy. Or is that a can full of whoop ass? Either way “Get ‘em with the shoe!”

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  • by Pit

    Oh man, here comes the hatemail. Well anyway, an enterprising webmaster has put together a site to track the cycle of the woman in your life, so you know what time of the month you need to visit your buddy in the antarctic… You can now easily track your woman’s cycle with the PMS Warning [...]

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  • by Pit

    Wow, I can’t make this stuff up. In October, Citibank received two dozen faxed requests for money to be wired, and it transferred $27 million to accounts controlled by the conspirators in Japan, South Korea, Australia, China, Cyprus and the United States, the complaint says. Read the full story at the New York Times.

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  • by Pit

    So lately I’ve been getting cute stuff in the mail- doesn’t really go with the theme here at Twitfall, so I’m dumping it off to a new site- Funny, Cute Pictures. Check it out if you’re into that kind of thing- or you’re looking for a site that won’t horrify your mother. We now take [...]

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    • Friday, September 3, 2010
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      • ♦ 1783 Treaty of Paris, ending the Revolutionary War, is signed.
      • ♦ 1849 California State Constitutional Convention convenes in Monterey
      • ♦ 1900 British annex Natal (South Africa)
      • ♦ 1935 First automobile to exceed 300 mph, Sir Malcolm Campbell
      • ♦ 1939 Britain declared war on Germany. France followed six hours later, quickly joined by Australia, New Zealand, South Africa and Canada
      • ♦ 1940 First showing of high definition color television
      • ♦ 1940 US gives Britain 50 destroyers in exchange for military bases
      • ♦ 1976 US Viking 2 lands on Mars at Utopia
      • ♦ 1978 Crew of Soyuz 31 returns to Earth aboard Soyuz 29
      • ♦ 1985 20th Space Shuttle Mission - Discovery 6 returns to Earth
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