Thief steals police alarm, gets busted after pressing it / MosNews.com.

A woman has been fined for being too noisy in bed. Apparently Caroline Cartwright makes quite a bit of noise, and her husband does too. With unappealing picture courtesy of the Gazette. Neighbors have moved, the government has made recordings- what a mess…

I just arrived in South Korea, and my colleague says that I can die if I sleep in a closed room with a fan on. He insists that “fan death” is an actual danger. What the hell?
“I’m told that every Korean believes that fan death is real,” Jeffery Hodges, a professor at Ewha Womans University [...]

GRAND RAPIDS TOWNSHIP (Newschannel 3) – A man attempting to steal some kitchen knives from a Grocery Store in Grand Rapids is in serious condition Monday night.
It happened at the Knapp Corners Meijer on the East Beltline and Knapp NE around 5:45 Monday evening.
Grand Rapids Police say that the man had shoplifted the knives and [...]

Little bastards running wild? Knocking over tables, yelling, screaming, back talking? Irma’s got a can full of remedy. Or is that a can full of whoop ass? Either way “Get ‘em with the shoe!”

Last week in Rome, a man approached a woman on the street and grabbed her around the neck in an attempted mugging. What the man did not know is that the woman he had chosen to attack was Lara Liotta, a four-time Italian women’s karate champion. But he would soon come to realize he [...]

Oh man, here comes the hatemail. Well anyway, an enterprising webmaster has put together a site to track the cycle of the woman in your life, so you know what time of the month you need to visit your buddy in the antarctic… You can now easily track your woman’s cycle with the [...]

Wow, I can’t make this stuff up.
In October, Citibank received two dozen faxed requests for money to be wired, and it transferred $27 million to accounts controlled by the conspirators in Japan, South Korea, Australia, China, Cyprus and the United States, the complaint says. Read the full story at the New York Times.

So lately I’ve been getting cute stuff in the mail- doesn’t really go with the theme here at Twitfall, so I’m dumping it off to a new site- Funny, Cute Pictures. Check it out if you’re into that kind of thing- or you’re looking for a site that won’t horrify your mother.

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So I get an email from Entrecard…

Your account ‘Twitfall’ on entrecard.com has been warned. The administrator provided the following message: Your blog has a popup advertisement. This violates the Entrecard TOS. Please remove this within 72 hours. We have received complaints the image is offensive.
Let’s break this down, shall we kids?
“Twitfall…has been warned…Your blog [...]