So I had to totally emasculinating experience of ALMOST getting caught looking at porn.  See I had just finished working through the boob links on fark, and changed to a finance site.  Lope walked in and caught me looking at economic projections.  Damn it, I have an image to protect, patent horn dog, a rapid [...]

Ah the Internet.  And sex.  There’s a school of thought the Internet would not have taken off like it has without porn.  Billions of dollars spent on filth.  God how I love the Internet.  You can find anything you want- and if you’re looking for love, here’s a little guide.

Spam would not exist without twits.  Think about it- you never click on that online viagra site- my Grandma doesn’t click on the penis enlargement sites- yet they continue to market via mass email.  Why?  Because if you send out ten million emails and get 100,000 responses for almost no cost, it’s a viable marketing [...]