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Porn on the Net

Pit — Wed, 31 Jan 2007 09:24:03 +0000

So I had to totally emasculinating experience of ALMOST getting caught looking at porn. See I had just finished working through the boob links on fark, and changed to a finance site. Lope walked in and caught me looking at economic projections. Damn it, I have an image to protect, patent horn dog, a rapid pussyhound. And what does she catch me doing- looking at freakin’ numbers. I should have been on pighumpers.com, or grandmasleftshoe.com or something totally vile- but instead it looked innocent. I’m so ashamed. For the rest of you not looking to cultivate an image like mine, you might try a new laptop…

Sex and the Internet

Pit — Sun, 21 Jan 2007 09:43:03 +0000

Ah the Internet. And sex. There’s a school of thought the Internet would not have taken off like it has without porn. Billions of dollars spent on filth. God how I love the Internet. You can find anything you want- and if you’re looking for love, here’s a little guide.

Spam

Pit — Mon, 01 Jan 2007 09:42:22 +0000

Spam would not exist without twits. Think about it- you never click on that online viagra site- my Grandma doesn’t click on the penis enlargement sites- yet they continue to market via mass email. Why? Because if you send out ten million emails and get 100,000 responses for almost no cost, it’s a viable marketing alternative. If no one responded to the spam, it would dry up and go away, but as long as there’s twits we’re going to get spam…