So Lope and I are hungry.  We go through the usual married debate, what do you want…I dunno, what you do want…  Anyway, we decide and I call a Chinese restaurant, that among other things, delivers… Pit: I’d like to place an order for delivery. Twit: You want it delivered? Pit: (Suspecting where this is [...]

  A few years ago I was applying for a job out of state.  The employer wanted hard copies of things like college transcripts, so I dutifully collected them (which was complicated enough to be another post…) and sent them out via FedEx.  I paid screw you short notice delivery fee- which I’m fine with.  [...]