Okay, I admit it, I’m not responsible enough to own a motorcycle.  It’s just too easy to roll back on the throttle and watch the assholes go away…  I did own one a long time ago, here’s one of Lope’s favorite stories… Back when I first got the bike I spent some time cleaning it [...]

So I’m driving in a parking garage at work.  It has a blind corner where you make a 180 degree turn.  There’s a mirror.  I’ve learned to watch the mirror since no one else is smart enough to do that.  At least a half dozen times I’ve hit the breaks only to watch some startled [...]

  I know it’s hard to believe, but sometimes Stupid Does Hurt.  Not nearly enough mind you.  Anyway once the Twits have caused an automotive catastrophe, there’s some paperwork to fill out with the insurance company.  They apply their special reason and logic here as well The other car collided with mine without giving warning [...]

Twenty years ago I got a ticket for running a stop sign.  The cop was STANDING ON THE CORNER, looking me right in the eyes.  I stopped, he said I didn’t stop and well you know who the judge believed.  He was probably just clearing his quota that month and I was in the wrong [...]

In case you, my esteemed reader don’t know, Ghost Ride the Whip is a twit pastime where they step out of the car while it is running, and walk around it, etc.  Predictibly this routinely results in damage to the twit and bystanders.  This video is a lovely example of karma…

In my younger days, I used to have a sport bike.  Back when I first got the bike I spent some time cleaning it up.  Typical car stuff, wash, clean the mirrors, etc.  Anyway, I put some Armor All on the seat- I noticed it looked like it had never been done before.  No excuse [...]