Recent Driving

• Almost Run Over. Again.

  Okay, yet another Law of the Twit and traffic.  Be damn careful to be in front of or behind a twit in the left turn lane- invariably they will have to swing their car half way into the RIGHT lane to make a left.

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  February 7th, 2007

• Twit Parking

  So I’m at the mall- (they’ve got a cool food court with 17 fast food restaurants).  Drive round and round looking for a parking space.  Ever notice these twits who follow you like some kind of creepy stalker waiting for you to get into your car?  Well I considered it but said screw that.  I [...]

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  January 20th, 2007

• Pit the Twit on a Bike

  Okay, I admit it, I’m not responsible enough to own a motorcycle.  It’s just too easy to roll back on the throttle and watch the assholes go away…  I did own one a long time ago, here’s one of Lope’s favorite stories…
  Back when I first got the bike I spent some time cleaning it up.  [...]

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  January 7th, 2007

• Twit Parking

  So I’m driving in a parking garage at work.  It has a blind corner where you make a 180 degree turn.  There’s a mirror.  I’ve learned to watch the mirror since no one else is smart enough to do that.  At least a half dozen times I’ve hit the breaks only to watch some startled [...]

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  December 19th, 2006