If you’re new here, you may want to subscribe to my RSS feed. Thanks for visiting!So I’ve got a college kid that works for me.  Occasionally he asks me for advice- this time he wanted to get some lingerie for a girlfriend and wasn’t sure what to get.  Talk about an assload of potential trouble.  [...]

Allen Gant Senior.  You sir, are an asshole.  You see, before this disastrous moment in history, your vile invention did not exist.  Literally centuries of refinement and artistry and silk came crashing down in 1959.  From the Greeks, to the Romans, to Queens of England, legs were sheathed in fine fabric.  Sure we had it wrong [...]