Victoria’s Secret vs. Fredricks of Hollywood Girls

Pit — Thu, 08 Feb 2007 09:56:48 +0000

So I’ve got a college kid that works for me.Â Occasionally he asks me for advice- this time he wanted to get some lingerie for a girlfriend and wasn’t sure what to get.Â Talk about an assload of potential trouble.Â First off, he didn’t know if she was a Victoria’s Secret Girl, or a Fredricks girl.Â So let’s break it down-

Victoria’s Secret Girls (VSG) keep their lingerie covered- and if you’re married and in the bedroom you MIGHT get to see it.Â Fredrick’s of HollywoodÂ girls (FG)Â show their lingerie for a living, and you stick dollar bills in it.
VSGs know what a demi cup is (however >I< don't), FGs don't worry too much since the bra's coming off anyway.
FGs are a blast at a party, VSGs are a blast at home.
You would bring a VSG home to meet your Mom, you hope Dad sees you with a FG.
Biker chick with a thong sticking over her hip bones?Â FG.Â Accountant with a thong panty line?Â VSG.

Depending on what you want, one isn’t better than the other, but you better make sure you know what you’ve got before you bring home that lingerie.Â If you bring a VSG that feathered thong with no crotch, the onlyÂ screaming going on in the bedroom will be you saying, come on, pleaaaaaaaaaaasee….

And if you bring home VSG lingerie to your FG, she’s going to wonder why she’s dating such a lame bastard and go screw the neighbor.Â So know your lingerie type…

Twits in History

Pit — Thu, 07 Dec 2006 08:59:28 +0000

Allen Gant Senior.Â You sir, are an asshole.Â You see, before this disastrous moment in history, your vile invention did not exist.Â Literally centuries of refinementÂ and artistry and silk came crashing down in 1959.Â From the Greeks, to the Romans, to Queens of England, legs were sheathed in fine fabric.Â Sure we had it wrong at first with men wearing them, but eventually stockings became the almost exclusiveÂ domain of women.Â (Well mostly, what the hell were you thinking Joe Namath???).Â And somehow you thought, well damn if we sew them together, maybe add a control top…Â Let’s call them pantyhose.Â Horror…blasphemy…Twitery of the highest degree.Â Yes, you sir were an evil man, and you’ve cursed future generations with your scourge.Â Â

http://inventors.about.com/library/inventors/blpantyhose.htm
http://www.silk-stockings.co.uk/page.php?xPage=aristochistory.html
http://www.stockingshowcase.com/history.htm
http://www.stockingirl.com/stockings.html

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Victoria’s Secret vs. Fredricks of Hollywood Girls

Twits in History