Oh man, sometimes they just write themselves.  Drunk twit on a plane.  Loud bastard, I’m sure you’ve sat near an idiot just like this before, I know I have.  Guess who slapped an air marshal.  Thank you God…I can see it now.  Hey man, whatcha in for?  I robbed an old lady at knife point.  [...]

  Yes, it’s official, a twit has actually managed to force an aircraft to land with her stupidity.  Ripped one in first class, and then lit a match to cover the stench.  Sheer genius.  She’s in a pressurized can at 30,000 feet, with bunch of nervous people ready to put a righteous beatdown on anyone who [...]

Okay, I admit it, I expect a minimum amount of competence when I deal with twits on a daily basis.  If you sling burgers for a living, I don’t think it’s unreasonable to expect you to be able to stack two buns and a patty with cheese, instead of handling me a jigsaw puzzle of [...]

  I fly. A lot.  And it sucks.  A lot.  Some things can be fixed, some things are just the result of “Twit Magnetism”.  I now relate the story of why I will never enter another Southwest Airbus- even if my nuts are stapled to a cannon ball and shot into the seat. It had [...]

I hate to fly.  There’s lots of reasons- not the least of which is the security check.  Taking nail clippers away from Grandma just isn’t going to stop planes from going down.  Heavily armed air marshals and pilots with guns are a hell of a lot more likely.  Pilot Announcement Anyway, as I stand in [...]

Wireless video+VR Headset w/Gyro+RC Airplane = Cool new flying experience.  Nothing stupid about this guy, it’s actually pretty smart…check out the videos… http://www.rcgroups.com/forums/showthread.php?t=571299

I’ve always liked helicopters- there’s something fascinating about the ability to hover.  Someday, when I’m rich and famous I’ll have one.  In the meantime I crash the remote controlled variety.  This guy prefers the real thing… Copter Moron