Recent Flying

• Slap the Wrong Person

  Oh man, sometimes they just write themselves.  Drunk twit on a plane.  Loud bastard, I’m sure you’ve sat near an idiot just like this before, I know I have.  Guess who slapped an air marshal.  Thank you God…I can see it now. 
  Hey man, whatcha in for? 
  I robbed an old lady at knife point. 
  How about you? 
  I [...]

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  January 17th, 2007

• Gaseous Emissions

   
  Yes, it’s official, a twit has actually managed to force an aircraft to land with her stupidity.  Ripped one in first class, and then lit a match to cover the stench.  Sheer genius.  She’s in a pressurized can at 30,000 feet, with bunch of nervous people ready to put a righteous beatdown on anyone who wants [...]

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  December 24th, 2006

• Twit Cleared for Landing

  Okay, I admit it, I expect a minimum amount of competence when I deal with twits on a daily basis.  If you sling burgers for a living, I don’t think it’s unreasonable to expect you to be able to stack two buns and a patty with cheese, instead of handling me a jigsaw puzzle of [...]

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  December 16th, 2006

• Friendly Skies My Ass…

   
  I fly. A lot.  And it sucks.  A lot.  Some things can be fixed, some things are just the result of “Twit Magnetism”.  I now relate the story of why I will never enter another Southwest Airbus- even if my nuts are stapled to a cannon ball and shot into the seat.
  It had been a [...]

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  December 14th, 2006