Dead Dog had a couple of really funny jokes: Rick was in trouble — he forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him, ‘Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 6 seconds AND IT HAD BETTER BE THERE!!’ [...]

The  majority of the twits in this blog are mostly benign- while incredibly inept they do manage to continue their existence.  I’ve always believed Stupid Should Hurt, in some cases stupid kills.Named in honor of Charles Darwin, the father of evolution, the Darwin Awards commemorate those who improve our gene pool by removing themselves from [...]