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    Dead Dog had a couple of really funny jokes: Rick was in trouble — he forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him, ‘Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 6 seconds AND IT HAD BETTER BE THERE!!’ […]

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    The  majority of the twits in this blog are mostly benign- while incredibly inept they do manage to continue their existence.  I’ve always believed Stupid Should Hurt, in some cases stupid kills.Named in honor of Charles Darwin, the father of evolution, the Darwin Awards commemorate those who improve our gene pool by removing themselves from […]

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    • Friday, April 28, 2017
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      • ♦ Kiss Your Mate Day
      • ♦ TV-Turnoff Week
      • ♦ 585 War between Lydia and Media is ended by a solar eclipse.
      • ♦ 1686 First volume of Isaac Newton's PRINCIPIA is published.
      • ♦ 1754 Mutiny on the HMS Bounty occurs.
      • ♦ 1914 W. H. Carrier patents air conditioner.
      • ♦ 1919 First successful parachute jump is made.
      • ♦ 1942 "WW II" titled so, as result of Gallup Poll.
      • ♦ 1947 Thor Heyerdahl and Kon-Tiki sail from Peru to Polynesia.
      • ♦ 1952 WW II Pacific peace treaty takes effect.
      • ♦ 1974 Last Americans are evacuated from Saigon.
      • ♦ 1977 Christopher Boyce is convicted for selling satellite secrets.
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