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    Dead Dog had a couple of really funny jokes: Rick was in trouble — he forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him, ‘Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 6 seconds AND IT HAD BETTER BE THERE!!’ […]

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    The  majority of the twits in this blog are mostly benign- while incredibly inept they do manage to continue their existence.  I’ve always believed Stupid Should Hurt, in some cases stupid kills.Named in honor of Charles Darwin, the father of evolution, the Darwin Awards commemorate those who improve our gene pool by removing themselves from […]

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    • Tuesday, June 27, 2017
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      • ♦ 1806 Buenos Aires captured by British
      • ♦ 1838 Queen Victoria is crowned
      • ♦ 1929 First color TV demo, in New York
      • ♦ 1942 FBI captures 8 Nazi saboteurs from a sub off Long Island, NY.
      • ♦ 1950 President Truman orders Air Force and Navy into Korean conflict.
      • ♦ 1955 First automobile seat belt legislation enacted Illinois
      • ♦ 1960 Chlorophyll "A" synthesized in Cambridge Mass
      • ♦ 1962 NASA X-15 flies at 4105 mph
      • ♦ 1963 Robert Rushworth in X-15 reaches 87 km
      • ♦ 1978 Soyuz 30 launched
      • ♦ 1982 4th Space Shuttle Mission - Columbia 4 launched
      • ♦ 1983 Soyuz T-9 carries 2 cosmonauts to Salyut 7 space station
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