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Dead Dog had a couple of really funny jokes: Rick was in trouble — he forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him, ‘Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 6 seconds AND IT HAD BETTER BE THERE!!’ [...]
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The majority of the twits in this blog are mostly benign- while incredibly inept they do manage to continue their existence. I’ve always believed Stupid Should Hurt, in some cases stupid kills.Named in honor of Charles Darwin, the father of evolution, the Darwin Awards commemorate those who improve our gene pool by removing themselves from [...]
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Today in History
- Friday, September 3, 2010
- Holidays
- No Holidays today
- Birthdays
- ♦ 1596 Nicolo Amati
- ♦ 1814 J.J. Sylvester
- ♦ 1856 Louis Sullivan
- ♦ 1884 S. Lefschetz
- ♦ 1907 Andrew Brewin
- ♦ 1913 Alan Ladd
- ♦ 1914 Kitty Carlisle-Hart
- ♦ 1943 Valerie Perrine
- ♦ 1960 Perry Bamonte
- ♦ 1965 Charlie Sheen
- ♦ 1969 Gwen Stefani
- Events
- ♦ 1783 Treaty of Paris, ending the Revolutionary War, is signed.
- ♦ 1849 California State Constitutional Convention convenes in Monterey
- ♦ 1900 British annex Natal (South Africa)
- ♦ 1935 First automobile to exceed 300 mph, Sir Malcolm Campbell
- ♦ 1939 Britain declared war on Germany. France followed six hours later, quickly joined by Australia, New Zealand, South Africa and Canada
- ♦ 1940 First showing of high definition color television
- ♦ 1940 US gives Britain 50 destroyers in exchange for military bases
- ♦ 1976 US Viking 2 lands on Mars at Utopia
- ♦ 1978 Crew of Soyuz 31 returns to Earth aboard Soyuz 29
- ♦ 1985 20th Space Shuttle Mission - Discovery 6 returns to Earth
- Reminders
- No Reminders today
- Cheshiresoft CDAY Almanac
- © 2003 by Andrew Ziem
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