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  • by Pit

    A crusty old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young, idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation. “Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering […]

  • by Pit

    For those of us who spent time in uniform, cadence calls (Jodie calls if you were an army grunt) helped passed the time and the miles. Here are some good ones: If I die in a combat zone box me up and ship me home pin my medals upon my chest tell my momma I […]

  • by Pit

    Hey HP, the troops don’t appreciate your customer service… [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dodPR7h_ytI[/youtube] Reminds me of another old joke: A man was in a long line at the grocery store, and as he got to the register he realized he had forgotten to get condoms, so he asked the checkout girl if she could have some brought up […]

  • by Pit

    “Again this is the USS Montana requesting that you immediately divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision. Over.” “Please divert your course 15 degrees to the south to avoid collision.” The American end of the conversation is now taken over by the ship’s captain. “This is Captain Hancock. You will […]

  • by Pit

    There are men who will run for cover and yell for it to go away. And then there are men who will open the door and shoot the son-of-a-bitch. Your right to protest came from a soldier’s rifle, and is still protected by it.

  • by Pit

    Thank God for the Marines.  Men of courage who stand up and do what’s right– and fling open the door and shoot the wolf at at, rather than cowering in a corner.   Meanwhile Cindy Shenigan is off to a communist country.  Hey, excuse me Ms. Activist- you’re lobbying for a Mercedes you know…

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