So I get an email from Entrecard… Your account ‘Twitfall’ on entrecard.com has been warned. The administrator provided the following message: Your blog has a popup advertisement. This violates the Entrecard TOS. Please remove this within 72 hours. We have received complaints the image is offensive. Let’s break this down, shall we kids? “Twitfall…has been [...]

So this poor woman is home alone when a she gets horrible threatening phone call. The creepy voice- the leer you can almost feel through the phone- the utter helplessness of it. She calls 911 for help- will the police arrive and save the day? On a good day response time is 10 minutes, does [...]

Did you ever think, when you eat Chinese It ain’t pork or chicken but a fat Siamese? Yet the food tastes great, so you don’t complain. But that’s not chicken in your chicken chow mein. Seems to me I ordered sweet-and-sour pork But Garfield’s on my fork. He’s purrin’ here on my fork. CHORUS There’s [...]

I fear I’ve become that grouchy old bastard who lived down the street. You know the old dude who yelled, “Get off my lawn!” and “Don’t set that on fire you little psychopath!” Ah- good times. Anyway, I highly approve of this guy’s methods- of course he’s just using a low pressure water jet. I’d [...]

Man Offers Dead Squirrels in Prostitution Sting Dateline: Dothan, Ala. Two women walking a Dothan street in the wee hours got quite an offer from a good ol’ boy driving a pickup: How about sex in return for SOME of the squirrels he’d shot. The women brushed off the offer, but the man soon returned [...]

Wow, none of my dates never went like this when I was in high school. Well I guess kids today have it harder than we did…lol.

More than 130,000 inflatable breasts have been lost at sea en route to Australia. Men’s magazine Ralph was planning to include the boobs as a free gift with its January issue. The cargo is worth about $200,000, which is another blow for publisher ACP’s parent company PBL, which is already in $4.3 billion of debt. [...]

There’s something like 200 now. Check out the Funny Pictures. -Pit

Yes friends, it’s a new year. And I fear I’ve been remiss on posting funny items on Twitfall. Part of that is because I’ve been working way too much- especially since some of you cheap bastards aren’t clicking on the that single non obtrusive ad that was at the top of the blog, and I [...]

A crusty old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young, idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation. “Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering [...]