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Thief steals police alarm, gets busted after pressing it / MosNews.com

Pit — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 20:23:25 +0000

Thief steals police alarm, gets busted after pressing it / MosNews.com.

She’s a Screamer…Apparently He is Too…

Pit — Tue, 19 May 2009 21:51:49 +0000

A woman has been fined for being too noisy in bed. Apparently Caroline Cartwright makes quite a bit of noise, and her husband does too. With unappealing picture courtesy of the Gazette. Neighbors have moved, the government has made recordings- what a mess…

That Fan Will Kill You

Pit — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 17:18:31 +0000

I just arrived in South Korea, and my colleague says that I can die if I sleep in a closed room with a fan on. He insists that “fan death” is an actual danger. What the hell?

“I’m told that every Korean believes that fan death is real,” Jeffery Hodges, a professor at Ewha Womans University in Seoul, tells AF. Read the full story at Esquire.

Shoplifter Stabs Himself With Stolen Knives

Pit — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 11:24:50 +0000

GRAND RAPIDS TOWNSHIP (Newschannel 3) – A man attempting to steal some kitchen knives from a Grocery Store in Grand Rapids is in serious condition Monday night.

It happened at the Knapp Corners Meijer on the East Beltline and Knapp NE around 5:45 Monday evening.

Grand Rapids Police say that the man had shoplifted the knives and was trying to get away with them when he fell, piercing himself in the stomach.

When police arrived at the store he was unconscious. He was taken to the hospital for treatment, where his injuries are reported as non-life threatening.

Police say they have released the man from custody since his offense was a misdemeanor.

Man Attacks Female Karate Champion- Predictable and Appropriate Results

Pit — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 10:16:34 +0000

Last week in Rome, a man approached a woman on the street and grabbed her around the neck in an attempted mugging. What the man did not know is that the woman he had chosen to attack was Lara Liotta, a four-time Italian women’s karate champion. But he would soon come to realize he had picked on the wrong woman. Read the full story.