Recent Work

• About That Soul Sucking Job…

  So there’s a theory that employers don’t update your work badge because it’s cheaper and the employees don’t like it.  I recently pulled out a passport photo from ten years ago and I don’t recognize my picture- the job and the twitery is taking its toll…

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  July 14th, 2007

• Mr Twit, Your Evaluation is Ready Now

  So I’m writing performance reviews for the staff.  Does a good job, or “Kicks Ass with a Chainsaw on the trees of mediocrity” doesn’t have the right ring to it.  Looks like I’ll have to be more creative.  Seems like this has been a problem for years- look at the genius who wrote Albert’s review [...]

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  March 5th, 2007

• Working for Livin’

  So we order an alarm.  Lope specifically tells the company send someone who knows what they’re doing.  So of course they send a dipshit who installs the same $99 system over and over.  I start asking complicated questions like do you have glass break sensors integrated with your window sensor- do you have Internet enabled [...]

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  February 6th, 2007

• A Little Help from HR

  If anyone knows the original author on this, let me know and we’ll credit him- Pit
  Memo from HR
  Dear Employees:
  It has been brought to management’s attention that some individuals throughout the company have been using foul language during the course
  of normal conversation with their co-workers. Due to complaints
  received from some employees who may be easily offended, [...]

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  January 27th, 2007