So there’s a theory that employers don’t update your work badge because it’s cheaper and the employees don’t like it.  I recently pulled out a passport photo from ten years ago and I don’t recognize my picture- the job and the twitery is taking its toll…

So I’m writing performance reviews for the staff.  Does a good job, or “Kicks Ass with a Chainsaw on the trees of mediocrity” doesn’t have the right ring to it.  Looks like I’ll have to be more creative.  Seems like this has been a problem for years- look at the genius who wrote Albert’s review [...]

So we order an alarm.  Lope specifically tells the company send someone who knows what they’re doing.  So of course they send a dipshit who installs the same $99 system over and over.  I start asking complicated questions like do you have glass break sensors integrated with your window sensor- do you have Internet enabled [...]

If anyone knows the original author of these colorful metaphors, let me know and we’ll credit him- Pit Memo from HR Dear Employees: It has been brought to management’s attention that some individuals throughout the company have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with their co-workers. Due to complaints received from [...]

I spent a little over a decade in the Air Force- had to get out to take of a critically injured family member.  Anyway, during that time I learned a lot about discipline, honor and country.  I saw many exotic lands- met a bunch of people, some friendly, some not.  I saw some beautifully executed military [...]

Yes, throughout the ages there have been twits.  I take you back to trials of World War II, when Commander Matt Sherman of the USS Sea Tiger had his own Twitfall moment.  You see Commander Sherman was the skipper of a submarine.  And they ran out of toilet paper.  It’s not exactly a reuseable resource, [...]

So I’ve got a martyr working for me.  You know the type, No One Works as Hard as Me, I’m sooooo stressed, everybody feel sorry for me.  At what point did we become so accepting and permissive of the weak?  Grades are unfair, pass everyone.  Let’s pay everyone the same, regardless of effort?  Hard work [...]

Okay, last post we talked about ball maintenance for the fellas.  Let’s talk about ball protection.  It is every man’s sacred obligation to protect his testes from harm.  This instructor shoots his student in the balls.  Oh the humanity…  http://rescuehumor.com/video/TASER_to_Balls.htm  

Old people and technology.  Two things that go together like sandpaper and your teeth. About ten years ago I was a shift supervisor in the communications squadron of the Air Force.  I had to support a number of assorted twits, and one of the most demanding was a librarian.  But not just any librarian, she [...]