Recent Funny Joke

• The Burglar - Funny Jokes

  So imagine you’re a burglar. And you rob hotel rooms. You’re doing your thing, and then you realize that you’ve made a mistake. You’re robbing a rugby team. Did I mention a POLICE rugby team? Here’s a couple of burglar jokes for you.
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  A burglar enters a house through a window, [...]

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  May 15th, 2008

• How to Deal with Your Enemies - Funny Joke

  Toward the end of Sunday service, the Minister asked, ‘How many of you have forgiven your enemies?’
  80% held up their hands.
  The Minister then repeated his question.
  All responded this time, except one small elderly lady.
  ‘Mrs. Neely?’; ‘Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?’
  I don’t have any.’ She replied, smiling sweetly.
  ‘Mrs. Neely, that is very unusual. [...]

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  May 14th, 2008

• The Island - Funny Joke

  A young single guy is on a cruise ship, having the time of his life. On the second day of the cruise, the ship slams into an iceberg and begins to sink. Passengers around him are screaming, flailing, and drowning but our guy manages to grab on to a piece of driftwood and, using every [...]

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  May 7th, 2008

• Nuclear Power Versus Crap - Funny Joke

  Dead Dog had a couple of really funny jokes:
  Rick was in trouble — he forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him, ‘Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 6 seconds AND IT HAD BETTER BE THERE!!’
  The [...]

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  April 26th, 2008