Recent Funny Joke

• Nuclear Power Versus Crap - Funny Joke

  Dead Dog had a couple of really funny jokes:
  Rick was in trouble — he forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him, ‘Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 6 seconds AND IT HAD BETTER BE THERE!!’
  The [...]

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  April 26th, 2008

• Bill and Martha Airplane Ride - Funny Joke

  Get Amused had this little jewel…
  Bill and his wife Martha went to the state fair every year and every year Bill would say, “Martha, I’d like to ride in that airplane.”
  Martha always replied, “I know Bill, but that airplane ride costs 10 dollars, and 10 dollars is 10 dollars.”
  One year Bill and Martha went to [...]

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  April 14th, 2008

• Soldiers on a Train - Funny Jokes

  An American soldier, serving in World War II, had just returned from several weeks of intense action on the German front lines. He had finally been granted R&R and was on a train bound for London.
  The train was very crowded, so the soldier walked the length of the train, looking for an empty seat. The [...]

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  April 12th, 2008

• The Ticket - Funny Joke

  An elderly couple were driving across the country. The woman was driving when she got pulled over by the highway patrol.
  The officer said, “Ma’am did you know you were speeding?”
  The woman, hard of hearing, turned to her husband and asked, “What did he say?”
  The old man yelled, “He says you were speeding!”
  The patrolman said, “May [...]

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  April 11th, 2008