Don’t you hate when you have a song stuck in your head and it won’t go away? It’s usually something counter to your normal taste too, huh? Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

Yep, you’ve got no chance to win when you’re racing the Son of God. Reminds me of an old joke about golf. Jesus And Moses On The Golf Course Things are slow in Heaven one day, so Moses suggests to Jesus that they go down to Earth and play a round of golf; Jesus agrees. [...]

It’s not safe in the water. The horror. The Carnage. Somebody got some cholorine?

Like this would ever sell. Like anyone would ever buy it. Okay, okay, I would… Are you tired of repeating the phrase, “Ya Think?!” Do you often bite your lip during meetings to supress your blatant sarcasm from spewing out? Relax. You don’t have to live with it anymore. Now there’s Sarcasma – the sarcasm [...]

Last year’s Christmas party went badly, if only I’d seen this sooner.

What follows is the newspaper page of an angry apartment dweller trying to complain about 6 kids kicking a football against his gate: Dear Sir/Madam/Automated telephone answering service, Having spent the past twenty minutes waiting for someone at Bodmin police station to pick up a telephone I have decided to abandon the idea and try [...]

It’s not worth it, just give up the carrot peacefully.

Not all animals enjoy being dressed up. Not at all. Nope.

I’m pretty sure this is where the expression “Evil Twin” came from. This is just wrong on so many levels, lol. Johnny should probably invest in a gun.

Right Oh, Murder Burger is opening up on Ponsonby Road in Posonby and we need a bunch of people to hang out with, make burgers and talk shit. No previous experience is needed as we teach you everything you need to know and we kind of factor in you buggering something up along the way. [...]